Veruca Salt
I'm Taking Europe With Me
Blow It Out Your Ass, It's Veruca Salt (1996)
Blow It Out Your Ass, It’s Veruca Salt came out around the time internet music sites were just starting to figure out what kind of content they should put out. Back in those days, they just published tons of reviews—everything they could get their hands on, though it helped a lot if they were on recognizable labels. Addicted To Noise, Wall Of Sound, Onion AV Club—you could find short reviews of damned near anything on those sites, or so it seemed to teenaged ol’ me. This may explain why a lot of sites had reviews of Blow It Out Your Ass—because there wasn’t much to note about the four-track EP otherwise.
Except that it was the first thing Veruca Salt had put out since their smash debut, American Thighs (an interesting story mainly because it was out on mid-level indie label Caroline for all of nine days before DGC swallowed the band’s contract whole). So of course I bought myself a copy down by the old Tower Records that used to inhabit the corner of Queen and Yonge in Toronto. And then I promptly left it by the telephone booth on the subway platform of Union Station. Luckily, I figured out I’d forgotten something fairly quickly after the train left the station, so I doubled back and hoped my purchase would still be there. Nope.
But there are a lot of good samaritans out there in Toronto, and besides, what would you do if you found, say, two CDs from bands you’ve never heard of and look suspiciously like what the “younguns” listen to these days? So up one level to the ticket collector’s booth. I could see the Tower Records bag sitting beside the portly collector, so I figured I’d be okay, and that I hadn’t just thrown away thirty bucks. But first, to convince him.
“Um, hi, I sorta lost two CDs down on the platform and left the station, and I was wondering if anyone had picked them up or anything…”
“Well, we might have something around here. What did they look like?”
The first CD was Lush’s Lovelife. The second was Blow It Out Your Ass.
“Well, one CD has this guy in a greenhouse or something, holding up a giant pink circle that says ‘lush’ on it…”
“Yeah, and the second one…?”
“Um, well, it has these four people… on the cover… and, uh, they’re kinda dressed in toilet paper…”
“Hmmm. Was there a name on the CD?”
Of course he had the CDs. But I was a teenager. I didn’t think he’d get a huge kick out of all this and probably would’ve given me the CDs if I’d called him on it. So. A pause. Long and uncomfortable.
“Ummm… yeah. It kinda says… ‘Blow It Out Your Ass, It’s Veruca Salt.’ ”
It was as if I’d confirmed to the guy everything he might’ve thought was wrong with the music kids listened to today: it even had ASS on the cover! But no; he started laughing and handed me my CDs. “I just wanted to see if you’d say it, man.” Yeah, thanks. All I could say in reply was a sheepish, “I didn’t pick the name,” before I walked off to catch the next train home.